Yashventures
Yash’s adventures with life, business and technology
Brrrrr chak de
Ho Maa kasam batata hoon suno na
Dhoondhe na mile aisa namoona
Sample hai ye for retail
Cent per cent he’s not for sale
Ladylog ko patata par usmein bilkul fail
Idli appam sambhar khao
Quick Gun Murugun ke gun gao
Ye hai rebel without a cow mind it…mind it mind it
Idli appam sambhar khao
Quick Gun Murugun ke gun gao
Dhishoon dhishoon aur Dhishkyaon yo mind it…mind it mind it
Aar tu taar tu aai bala ko taal tu
Iske yaar fande hai ghatiya aur faltu
Bheje ka noodle tera banega, isko agar tu chunega
Ekvede meter fail, ya tu murda ya fir jail
Ho mare na marta hai, peeche jo padat hai, chhode nahi sala
Idli appam sambhar khao
Quick Gun Murugun ke gun gao
Ye hai rebel without a cow mind it…mind it mind it
Easy easy brother nao
Apna pichhvada bajao
Dhishoon dhishoon aur Dhishkyaon yo mind it…mind it mind it
Hoooo kal, boot height mein, just like dad ye
Well toned body hai, just thoda fat re
Ho iske dikhave pe na jaana,
Item hai badaa ye sayana
Tum jo ser to ye sava ser,
Kat le pehle jo ho der
Ho mare na marta hai, peeche jo padat hai, chhode nahi sala
Idli appam sambhar khao
Quick Gun Murugun ke gun gao
Ye hai rebel without a cow mind it…mind it mind it
Easy easy brother nao
Apna pichhvada bajao
Dhishoon dhishoon aur Dhishkyaon yo mind it…mind it mind it
Kutta bhonke bhau bhau
Billi bole meow meow
Dhishoon dhishoon aur Dhishkyaon yo mind it…mind it mind it
Abe yaar Quick Gun hai, cowboy hai…excuse please!
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ब्र्ररररर चक दे
हो माँ कसम बताता हूँ सुनोना
ढूँढे ना मिले ऐसा नमूना
सैम्पल है ये फॉर रिटेल
सेंट पर सेंट ही’स नोट फॉर सेल
लेडी लोग को पटाता, पर उसमें बिलकुल फ़ेल
इडली अप्पम साम्भार खाओ
क्विक गन मुरुगन के गुण गाओ
ये है रेबेल विदाउट अ काऊ माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
इडली अप्पम साम्भार खाओ
क्विक गन मुरुगन के गुण गाओ
ढिशूम ढिशूम और ढिश्क्याओं यो माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
आर तु टार तु आई बाला को टाल तु
इसके यार फंडे हैं घटिया और फालतू
भेजे का नूडल तेरा बनेगा, इसको अगर तु चुनेगा
एकवेडे मीटर फ़ेल, या तु मुर्दा या फिर जेल
हो मारे ना मरता है, पीछे जो पड़ता है, छोडे नहीं साला
इडली अप्पम साम्भार खाओ
क्विक गन मुरुगन के गुण गाओ
ये है रेबेल विदाउट अ काऊ माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
ईजी ईजी ब्रधर नाऊ
अपना पिछवाडा बजाओ
ढिशूम ढिशूम और ढिश्क्याओं यो माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
हो कल बूट टाईट्स में, जस्ट लाईक डैड ये
वेल टोन्ड बॉडी है, जस्ट थोडा फ़ेट रे
हो इसके दिखावे पे ना जाना, आइटम है बड़ा ये सयाना
तुम जो सेर तो ये सवा सेर, कट ले पहले जो हो देर
हो मारे ना मरता है, पीछे जो पड़ता है, छोडे नहीं साला
इडली अप्पम साम्भार खाओ
क्विक गन मुरुगन के गुण गाओ
ये है रेबेल विदाउट अ काऊ माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
ईजी ईजी ब्रधर नाऊ
अपना पिछवाडा बजाओ
ढिशूम ढिशूम और ढिश्क्याओं यो माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
कुत्ता भोंके भाऊँ भाऊँ
बिल्ली बोले म्याऊँ म्याऊँ
ढिशूम ढिशूम और ढिश्क्याओं यो माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
अबे यार क्विक गन है, काऊ बॉय है….एक्स्क्युस प्लीज़!
I completed 28 years today. Starting the 29th year of my life.
I met my wife 20 years back when I was in grade 3!
Left the school 13 years back
Completed my education 8 years back
Started my company 4.5 years back
Been married for last 2.5 years
Its been a wonderful life. Boy another couple of years and I will be in the thirties! Time is flying!
What lies ahead? Who knows, live the life as it comes.
I say, Mind it! Boy its a mindless laugh riot! Quick Gun Murugun is one heck of a movie. Its utter nonsense, but thats where it clicks! It doesnt try to make any sense and takes you a ride, where my cheeks started paining after laughing. It’s got all! The movie draws a lot from classic Hollywood movies – Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Matric, Terminator, X men and the quintesseltial cowboy movies!! The gun fight will put Neos and Rajnikants of the world to shame. The punch lines oh boy – they are killer – “Tereko khali road nahi mila?” Asks Murugun to Rowdy MBA and we see they are standing on top of taxis on a jam packed road for a one on one gun fight!! Yem Bee Ye…Yem Bee Ye!
Director Shashanka Ghosh has done a very good job and the movie with all its non sense is very detailed. Murugun applies Haldi Kumkum to his bullets before the final showdown with Riceplate Reddy and you can see the Haldi on the bullet wounds of his victims. Just put the rules of physics aside for 90 minutes and you will enjoy it for sure!
Indian Cowboy is on the lose…….rascala…..mind it!
Know Latitude/Longitude of any address in the world
In: Fun|Programming
30 Jul 2009I have been using Google maps in quite a few projects off late. getting lat/long co-ordinates of addresses for test purpose has always been a tedious job, so I just put together a small application to find the Latitude, Longitude values of any address in the world using Google maps API.
The Find Lat/Lon app is at http://uconomix.com/LatLon.aspx
Here’s a screenshot of the app:
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- Tags: google maps, latitude, longitude
Real purpose of an entrepreneur
In: Entrepreneurship
5 Jul 2009Read this article Find Your Purpose by Roy Spence on Entrepreneur.com.
The author is talking about the purpose of an entrepreneur. He says entrepreneurs should think about improving peoples lives and not about making money. To an extent he is right, but rest is BS! The guy is trying to sell his book! Purpose of the business is to make money! Entrepreneurs get in the business to make more money! Not because they want to change the world!
Roy says if you think about improving people’s life, create value for them the money will follow. I agree with that – nobody’s gonna pay you for a product that doesn’t solve a problem. BUT I don’t agree with the ideology behind that! It’s a simple fact that you should make what you can sell and not the other way round. The motivating factor is money! Not some inner desire to improve the world and blah blah! Nobody gives a damn whether you start a business or not!
Entrepreneurs have two motives – fame and money. The notion of making a difference, improving people’s lives etc are driven by these two motivating factors. I want fame, recognition and I want to be rich? How? Okay people have this problem, lets solve the problem and I will make money. Most of the entrepreneurs think that way. Its not like oh People have this problem, lets do something for them. Such people are rare and they start Wikipedias and Craigslists of the world, not Googles or Microsofts or Apples! People with such noble intentions go and do relief work in Africa, not start companies.
When people sell you something they don’t want to improve your life! They want to improve their own lives by improving your life!
http://cricket.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/t20articleshow/4668306.cms
Tendulkar said he was disappointed with India’s failed title defence but at the same time felt the fans back home needed to show more “responsibility and balance” in their reaction.
“I feel there is very high emotions among the people when they react. But do these reactions help us to play better? Not really. These actually put more pressure on the players. We have got to be mature and be with the team,” Tendulkar said.
Dude since we have high emotions attached with this game, you and your ilk are so rich! Look at players of other sports. We are emotional? Hell yeah we are! you win, we’ll make you god, you lose, we’ll burn your effigies! We are like that. Take it or leave it! You have been playing for 20years, you should know better by now! Don’t teach us how to be good fans, learn to play better cricket!
Spinners rule in Twenty20
13 Jun 2009Watching India vs West Indies match right now and Yusuf Pathan just got the wicket of dangerous Chris Gayle. India has two more spinners in side – Harbhajan and Pragyan Ojha. Ojha has already won the match against Bangladesh. IPL has proved that spinners are a key in T20. All the spinners, even part timers like Rohit Sharma and Yuvraj were getting bucket leads of wickets in the second edition of IPL. Yuvraj even managed to get a couple of hat tricks! I was watching the highlights of the Aus-Pak T20 encounter that happened in Dubai just before the start of this tournament and even in that match Shahid Afirid – another spinner – was named man of the match.
Guess rein of the spinners is coming back in cricket and that too in the most bang bang version of the game
I am addicted to Twitter
In: Personal
20 May 2009It rained in Mumbai today and I came to know of it thorugh a tweet from my friend Nikhil! Guess I am hooked to it. I tweet at 2:00 AM at night, I tweet when I am watching final overs of a match!!! I have even started writing such short blog posts! Duh! 
Great resume quote – precious stone!
In: Fun|Miscellaneous
19 May 2009Had to post this one. Recruitment drive is on at Uconomix and I am receiving hundreds of resumes. As usual some have great quotes. Look at this gem I just received -
Sir I want the job as my time is passing new batch on the way to come out.
I have already send my resume to youAny precious stone can be modled according to requirement but it should be the precious stone
B.E firstclass is somthing in todays world
Duh! BE First class is a precious stone!! Wow!! Sorry dude, BE first class are dime a dozen these days!
I have an online logic test for freshers. It has only 5 questions/puzzles on maths and logic, just 5. and there have been a number of BEs whoch haven’t managed to get even 2 correct!
Have a look at some more excellent quotes from resumes.
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