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In: Movies
19 Oct 2009Diwali weekend, noting much to do so I made up a list of Bollywood stars and put them in different leagues.
Three movies have released this Diwali, I want to watch Blue.
Guys
A+ League – They are the kings, the movie is sold on their name
Shahrukh Khan
Aamir Khan
Akshay Kumar
Hritik Roshan
Amitabh Bachchan
Salman Khan – This man has to watch out, a couple more flops and he will be out of this league.
A League – They are bankable and the movie can still be sold on their names. But they do a better job when paired.
Saif Ali Khan – A couple more solo hits and this guy can move to the A League
Shahid Kapoor
John Abraham
Abhishek Bachchan
Sanjay Dutt
Ajay Devgan
Ranbir Kapoor
Neil Nitin Mukesh
B League – They manage to play a solo hero, villain or an important side kick
Imran Khan – Kidnap and Luck have broght him down here, he needs a another JTYJN to move back to A.
Ritesh Deshmukh – If Alladin works he may move up to A
Arshad Varsi
Vivek Oberoi
Arjun Rampal
Govinda
Akshay Khanna
Harman Baweja – Whats Your Rashee worked but the credit went to Priyanka, he needs a few more hits to prove himself.
Shreyas Talpade
R Madhvan
Farhan Akhtar
C League – They just add to the crowd, it doesn’t matter who you pick.
Sunil Shetty
Sharman Joshi
Aftab Shivdasani
Zayed Khan
Fardeen Khan
Tushar Kapoor
Kunal Khemu
Dino Morea
Arbaaz Khan
Sohail Khan
League of extra ordinary gentlemen – They can play the protagonist or can manage to grab attention wven while playing the sidekick.
Paresh Rawal
Irfan Khan
Vinay Pathak
Rajpal Yadav
Gals
A+ League
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan
Kareena Kapoor
Priyanka Chopra
Katrina Kaif
A League
Bipasha Basu
Deepika Padukone
Sonam Kapoor
Rani Mukharji
Kajol
Vidya Balan
B League
Amrita Rao
Lara Dutta
Sushmita Sen
Priety Zinta
Anushka Sharma
Konkana Sen Sharma
Shilpa Shetty
Tabu
C League
Dia Mirza
Celina Jaitley
Amisha Patel
Mallika Sherawat
Neha Dhupia
Isha Kopikar
Esha Deol
Soha Ali Khan
Gul Panag
Shamita Shetty
Tanisha Mukherji
Sameera Reddy
Priyanka Kothari
Ayesha Takia
Item Girls
Rakhi Sawant – The one and only! This girl is in her own league. Love her or hate her but you can’t ignore her. She has come a long way. She’s the only one who appeared on Koffee with Karan and was interviewed in Hindi! NDTV Imagine bet its future on her Swayamvar.

In: Personal
8 Oct 2009Whoa! It’s been a wonderful year! Barely a year back I bought my first car – a Maruti 800 and now I’ve got my first new car – The Chevrolet Spark LS. Its a sexy black beauty. Here are some snaps -
More pics and a review later.

Had a backlog of movies to watch and been on a movie watching spree for last couple of months both at home and in theatres.
Hindi (All in theatres)
Quick Gun Murugun
Love Aaj Kal
Whats Your rashee
English (All on comp courtesy BitTorrent
)
Angels & Demons
Chronicles Of Narnia Prince Caspian
Hancock
I am Legend
Night At The Museum 2
Terminator Salvation
The Mummy 3
Wall-E
X-Men Origins Wolverine
Tremors
Tremors 2 – Aftershocks
Tremors 3 – Back to Perfection
Tremors 4 - The Legend Begins
Ratatouille
Apart from these I also went through the re watch of the original Star Wars triology
Movies I liked the most – Wall-E and Wolverine
Still pending in the list
Rock n Rolla
The Dargeling Limited
Transformers 2
Harry Potter and the half blood prince
In Hindi – Wanted
Reruns
Star Wars 1-3
Harry Potter 1-5
Lord of the rings triology

Brrrrr chak de
Ho Maa kasam batata hoon suno na
Dhoondhe na mile aisa namoona
Sample hai ye for retail
Cent per cent he’s not for sale
Ladylog ko patata par usmein bilkul fail
Idli appam sambhar khao
Quick Gun Murugun ke gun gao
Ye hai rebel without a cow mind it…mind it mind it
Idli appam sambhar khao
Quick Gun Murugun ke gun gao
Dhishoon dhishoon aur Dhishkyaon yo mind it…mind it mind it
Aar tu taar tu aai bala ko taal tu
Iske yaar fande hai ghatiya aur faltu
Bheje ka noodle tera banega, isko agar tu chunega
Ekvede meter fail, ya tu murda ya fir jail
Ho mare na marta hai, peeche jo padat hai, chhode nahi sala
Idli appam sambhar khao
Quick Gun Murugun ke gun gao
Ye hai rebel without a cow mind it…mind it mind it
Easy easy brother nao
Apna pichhvada bajao
Dhishoon dhishoon aur Dhishkyaon yo mind it…mind it mind it
Hoooo kal, boot height mein, just like dad ye
Well toned body hai, just thoda fat re
Ho iske dikhave pe na jaana,
Item hai badaa ye sayana
Tum jo ser to ye sava ser,
Kat le pehle jo ho der
Ho mare na marta hai, peeche jo padat hai, chhode nahi sala
Idli appam sambhar khao
Quick Gun Murugun ke gun gao
Ye hai rebel without a cow mind it…mind it mind it
Easy easy brother nao
Apna pichhvada bajao
Dhishoon dhishoon aur Dhishkyaon yo mind it…mind it mind it
Kutta bhonke bhau bhau
Billi bole meow meow
Dhishoon dhishoon aur Dhishkyaon yo mind it…mind it mind it
Abe yaar Quick Gun hai, cowboy hai…excuse please!
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ब्र्ररररर चक दे
हो माँ कसम बताता हूँ सुनोना
ढूँढे ना मिले ऐसा नमूना
सैम्पल है ये फॉर रिटेल
सेंट पर सेंट ही’स नोट फॉर सेल
लेडी लोग को पटाता, पर उसमें बिलकुल फ़ेल
इडली अप्पम साम्भार खाओ
क्विक गन मुरुगन के गुण गाओ
ये है रेबेल विदाउट अ काऊ माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
इडली अप्पम साम्भार खाओ
क्विक गन मुरुगन के गुण गाओ
ढिशूम ढिशूम और ढिश्क्याओं यो माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
आर तु टार तु आई बाला को टाल तु
इसके यार फंडे हैं घटिया और फालतू
भेजे का नूडल तेरा बनेगा, इसको अगर तु चुनेगा
एकवेडे मीटर फ़ेल, या तु मुर्दा या फिर जेल
हो मारे ना मरता है, पीछे जो पड़ता है, छोडे नहीं साला
इडली अप्पम साम्भार खाओ
क्विक गन मुरुगन के गुण गाओ
ये है रेबेल विदाउट अ काऊ माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
ईजी ईजी ब्रधर नाऊ
अपना पिछवाडा बजाओ
ढिशूम ढिशूम और ढिश्क्याओं यो माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
हो कल बूट टाईट्स में, जस्ट लाईक डैड ये
वेल टोन्ड बॉडी है, जस्ट थोडा फ़ेट रे
हो इसके दिखावे पे ना जाना, आइटम है बड़ा ये सयाना
तुम जो सेर तो ये सवा सेर, कट ले पहले जो हो देर
हो मारे ना मरता है, पीछे जो पड़ता है, छोडे नहीं साला
इडली अप्पम साम्भार खाओ
क्विक गन मुरुगन के गुण गाओ
ये है रेबेल विदाउट अ काऊ माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
ईजी ईजी ब्रधर नाऊ
अपना पिछवाडा बजाओ
ढिशूम ढिशूम और ढिश्क्याओं यो माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
कुत्ता भोंके भाऊँ भाऊँ
बिल्ली बोले म्याऊँ म्याऊँ
ढिशूम ढिशूम और ढिश्क्याओं यो माइंड ईट…. माइंड ईट … माइंड ईट
अबे यार क्विक गन है, काऊ बॉय है….एक्स्क्युस प्लीज़!

I completed 28 years today. Starting the 29th year of my life.
I met my wife 20 years back when I was in grade 3!
Left the school 13 years back
Completed my education 8 years back
Started my company 4.5 years back
Been married for last 2.5 years
Its been a wonderful life. Boy another couple of years and I will be in the thirties! Time is flying!
What lies ahead? Who knows, live the life as it comes.


I say, Mind it! Boy its a mindless laugh riot! Quick Gun Murugun is one heck of a movie. Its utter nonsense, but thats where it clicks! It doesnt try to make any sense and takes you a ride, where my cheeks started paining after laughing. It’s got all! The movie draws a lot from classic Hollywood movies – Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Matric, Terminator, X men and the quintesseltial cowboy movies!! The gun fight will put Neos and Rajnikants of the world to shame. The punch lines oh boy – they are killer – “Tereko khali road nahi mila?” Asks Murugun to Rowdy MBA and we see they are standing on top of taxis on a jam packed road for a one on one gun fight!! Yem Bee Ye…Yem Bee Ye!
Director Shashanka Ghosh has done a very good job and the movie with all its non sense is very detailed. Murugun applies Haldi Kumkum to his bullets before the final showdown with Riceplate Reddy and you can see the Haldi on the bullet wounds of his victims. Just put the rules of physics aside for 90 minutes and you will enjoy it for sure!
Indian Cowboy is on the lose…….rascala…..mind it!

In: Fun| Programming
30 Jul 2009I have been using Google maps in quite a few projects off late. getting lat/long co-ordinates of addresses for test purpose has always been a tedious job, so I just put together a small application to find the Latitude, Longitude values of any address in the world using Google maps API.
The Find Lat/Lon app is at http://uconomix.com/LatLon.aspx
Here’s a screenshot of the app:

In: Entrepreneurship
5 Jul 2009Read this article Find Your Purpose by Roy Spence on Entrepreneur.com.
The author is talking about the purpose of an entrepreneur. He says entrepreneurs should think about improving peoples lives and not about making money. To an extent he is right, but rest is BS! The guy is trying to sell his book! Purpose of the business is to make money! Entrepreneurs get in the business to make more money! Not because they want to change the world!
Roy says if you think about improving people’s life, create value for them the money will follow. I agree with that – nobody’s gonna pay you for a product that doesn’t solve a problem. BUT I don’t agree with the ideology behind that! It’s a simple fact that you should make what you can sell and not the other way round. The motivating factor is money! Not some inner desire to improve the world and blah blah! Nobody gives a damn whether you start a business or not!
Entrepreneurs have two motives – fame and money. The notion of making a difference, improving people’s lives etc are driven by these two motivating factors. I want fame, recognition and I want to be rich? How? Okay people have this problem, lets solve the problem and I will make money. Most of the entrepreneurs think that way. Its not like oh People have this problem, lets do something for them. Such people are rare and they start Wikipedias and Craigslists of the world, not Googles or Microsofts or Apples! People with such noble intentions go and do relief work in Africa, not start companies.
When people sell you something they don’t want to improve your life! They want to improve their own lives by improving your life!

http://cricket.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/t20articleshow/4668306.cms
Tendulkar said he was disappointed with India’s failed title defence but at the same time felt the fans back home needed to show more “responsibility and balance” in their reaction.
“I feel there is very high emotions among the people when they react. But do these reactions help us to play better? Not really. These actually put more pressure on the players. We have got to be mature and be with the team,” Tendulkar said.
Dude since we have high emotions attached with this game, you and your ilk are so rich! Look at players of other sports. We are emotional? Hell yeah we are! you win, we’ll make you god, you lose, we’ll burn your effigies! We are like that. Take it or leave it! You have been playing for 20years, you should know better by now! Don’t teach us how to be good fans, learn to play better cricket!

This is the blog of Yash Gadhiya. An entrepreneur from Mumbai, India. I write about tech, science, history, cats, movies, politics, atheism, design, programming and myself!