Had to post this one. Recruitment drive is on at Uconomix and I am receiving hundreds of resumes. As usual some have great quotes. Look at this gem I just received -

Sir I want the job as my time is passing new batch on the way to come out.
I have already send my resume to you

Any precious stone can be modled according to requirement but it should be the precious stone
B.E firstclass is somthing in todays world

Duh! BE First class is a precious stone!! Wow!! Sorry dude, BE first class are dime a dozen these days!

I have an online logic test for freshers. It has only 5 questions/puzzles on maths and logic, just 5. and there have been a number of BEs whoch haven’t managed to get even 2 correct!

Have a look at some more excellent quotes from resumes.