Trolling in the morning
Got a call from Axis Bank hawking a credit card as soon as I got into office
Caller: Sir we are offering you Axis Bank Titanium Credit Card…
Me: I already have many cards, don’t need one more.
Caller: Sir this card gives you xyz credit limit…
Me: I already have a card with a credit limit which is 10 times higher!
Caller: Sir you can use use this card at Big Bazaar and you can earn points…
Me: At Big Bazaar I use Future Card.
Caller: Sir you can get 2.5% fuel surcharge waiver…
Me: Standard Chartered card gives me 2.5% cash back on top of the waiver, so for every Rs.100 I spend I have to pay them only 97.5
Caller: Sir if you go to a restaurant….
Me: At restaurant I use Accord meal vouchers
Caller: OK sir, thank you. **Click**
