Ever since I have started the company, I have received many resumes from aspiring candidates. Some of them have been quite funny. So funny that I have compiled a little collection of “great quotes” from resumes and covering letters! Have a look at them -

Mind you all of these were found in actual resumes and covering letters…

• I hereby offer myself as a programmer. (Bali ka bakra? )

• Seeking Chalenging and groth oriented position – (This was in the resume – first line bold letters!!)

• I am very much interesting to forward my resume to your company (Humm interesting…isn’t it?)

• I AM SENDING MY RESUME PLZ. WATCHING THIS AND GIVE ME GOOD RESPONSE THANKS (Giving good response is must!)

• Attached herewith is my resume, which please find in order. (I am not sure if the words are in proper order..)

• As per my CV i done my BE from Gujarat and Currently working at ******** as Jr programmer . I was 4th in my schoo for my HSC examination. (The guy is not sure from where he has done his BE so he is referring to his CV)

• Resume title – DOT NET Developer
  Job Objective: Become a Developer

• Found in a resume of a programmer
  Height 5.9″.
  Weight 58 Kgs

• in present working with ************ Delhi .this company are growthing very fastly .
  My Experience :10+ month in Asp.net.
  I am looking Better opportunity for my career.
  (I don’t know whay he wanted to leave a company which was “growthing” very “fastly”)

• I would like to request for an interview where i would be able to appraise you with other details about myself. (He will “appraise” us with other details about himself!!! Now that’s cool!)

• you can not imagine how excited I am to know that my background matches job requirements at your company (I am excited too…I am just gonna jump out of the window!!!)

• I am glad to introduce myself as harish
  (Oh I am glad too to introduce myself as Yash!)