Yashventures

V. I. P. Underware baniyaan!

I had heard of this line from a song a long time back. One day I Googled a bit and found the source. A song from a 1977 movie Kitaab. Lyrics written by the great Gulzar. Wonderful song.

I made an MP3 ringtone by cutting and joining a few pieces from the song using Audacity. You can download the ringtone from here.

The funny part is that the boy shouting V.I.P. underware baniyaaaan at the end of every stanza looks so much like richest Indian Mr. Mukesh Ambani! BTW Mr. Ambani (born 1957) was 20 at the time of release of this movie (1977). Here are the pics for comparison -

I just LOVE cats. They are so cute and I just stumbled across a cat that looks just like the Puss in boots from Shrek 2.

The Puss in boots:

The Real Puss in boots!

I like this song from the movie Bhagam bhag. I searched the net for lyrics but couldn’t find anywhere so I put the earplugs deep in my ears, turned the volume to the maximum, listened each word carefully and wrote the lyrics. Here’s the lyrics for the song Payr ka signal form Bhagam bhag starring Akshay Kumar, Govinda, Paresh Rawal and Lara Dutta.

The song is sung by Remo Fernandes and Suzanne.

Chorus:         Aja Aja Ajaaaaaaaa
Remo: Eeehaaaaaaa
Chorus: Rock the carnival, Start the carnival
Rock the carnival, Start the carnival

Chorus: Signaaaal pyar ka signaaal
Remo: Yo Yo
Chorus: Signaaaal dikha de signaaal
Remo: Baby

Chorus: Signaaaal pyar ka signaaal
Remo: Yo Yo
Chorus: Signaaaal dikha de signaaal
Remo: Baby

Remo: Falak pe jake mein sitare le aaoon
Hasi yoo jannat ke nazare le aaoon
O meri mehbuba agar tu haan keh de
I’ll jump in air
Jump in the air
Jump jump jump in the air
Jump in the air
Jump in the air
Jump jump Jump jump Jump jump Jump Jump

Chorus: Signaaaal pyar ka signaaal
Remo: Yo Yo
Chorus: Signaaaal dikha de signaaal
Remo: Baby

Chorus: Signaaaal pyar ka signaaal
Remo: Yo Yo
Chorus: Signaaaal dikha de signaaal
Remo: Baby

Chorus: Jump jump Jump jump Jump jump Jump Jump

Chorus: Rock the carnival, Start the carnival
Rock the carnival, Start the carnival

Remo: Main bhi yaha tu bhi yaha
Mausam bhi pyaar ka
Janejana jaan bhi le
Kya ishara yaar ka

Suzanne: Jara jara abhi jara, abhi tu kar intezaar
Mere sanam tujhe kasam, na kar mujhe bekaraar

Remo: Mmmm main tera aashiq hoon
agar tu haan keh de
I’ll jump in air
Jump in the air
Jump jump jump in the air
Jump in the air
Jump in the air
Jump jump Jump jump Jump jump Jump Jump

Chorus: Signaaaal pyar ka signaaal
Remo: Yo Yo
Chorus: Signaaaal dikha de signaaal
Remo: Baby

Chorus: Signaaaal pyar ka signaaal
Remo: Yo Yo
Chorus: Signaaaal dikha de signaaal
Remo: Baby

Chorus: Start the carnivaaal, Rock the carnivaaaal,
Start the carnival, you party all night long

Start the carnivaaal, Rock the carnivaaaal,
Start the carnival, you party all night long

Start the carnivaaal, Rock the carnivaaaal,
Start the carnival, you party all night long

Start the carnivaaal, Rock the carnivaaaal,
Start the carnival, you party party all night long

Remo: Aati jati, saanso ko hai ab teri aarzoooo
Khwabo mein hai he, Chehra teraa
Yadoon mein tu hi tu

Suzanne: Ajeeb sa suroor hai, kaha main khone lagi
Nazar to hai khuli khuli, magar main sone lagi

Remo: Fir aaj mera hai
Tu jane jaan keh de
I’ll jump in air
Jump in the air
Jump jump jump in the air
Jump in the air
Jump in the air
Jump jump Jump jump Jump jump Jump Jump

Chorus: Signaaaal pyar ka signaaal
Signaaaal dikha de signaaal
Signaaaal pyar ka signaaal
Signaaaal dikha de signaaal

Remo: (Some blubbering)
Falak pe jake mein sitare le aaoon
Hasi yoo jannat ke nazare le aaoon
O meri mehbuba agar tu haan keh de
Remo & Chorus: I’ll jump in air
Jump in the air
Jump jump jump in the air
I’ll Jump in the air
I’ll Jump in the air
I Jump I jump I Jump jump Jump jump Jump Jump

Chorus: Signaaaal pyar ka signaaal
Remo: Yo Yo
Chorus: Signaaaal dikha de signaaal
Remo: Baby

Chorus: Signaaaal pyar ka signaaal
Remo: Yo Yo
Chorus: Signaaaal dikha de signaaal
Remo: Baby

Remo: Signal!

That sums it up! Just watched it yesterday. It’s a good movie. Action sequences are amazing. “Mr A” Hrithik Roshan can surely give Mr Bond a run for his money in the stunts department (And he makes his own gadgets! ). But apart from that the movie has nothing to show. I am sad that Abhishek’s talent has been wasted. Uday Chopra has been given too much screen share than he deserves. Bipasha looks hot and sexy in those bikinis on the beaches of Brazil but is just a showpiece! Aish and Hrithik really rock and set the screen on fire!

Probably everybody knows the story – although there isn’t any – but here are the synopsis anyway:

Hrithik is “Mr A”, an international thief – a master of disguise and a tech savvy geek. He steals priceless artifacts, dances at the clubs with babes, changes his face quite so often and never trusts anybody….until he meets Ash, another wanna be thief but actually a mole sent by ACP Jai Dixit (AB’s baby). Somehow Bips and Uday Chopra manage to get some camera time doing useless acts and uttering dumb lines and of course running on the beaches Baywatch style!

The action and chase sequences are really amazing and that’s where the producers have poured all the money and efforts. The movie is enjoyable and there is no harm in watching it once. But it could have been a great movie only if it had a good script. It really makes no sense in an Indian cop chasing international thief in Brazil with a dumb sidekick and ultimately catching him in Fiji!

Do watch it once – just for the actions!

Dhoom machale….!!!