Yash’s adventures with life, business and technology
In: Miscellaneous
13 Aug 2010I sleep at 3 AM, wake up at 9. Reach office at 11, have lunch at 3, reach home at 10, have dinner at 11, sleep at 3 and the cycle continues…
Days, Weeks, Months, Years. Robotic life. I hate monotony. Sometimes its kick ass stuff, sometimes t]just plain old shit.
What the fuck am I doing here…….

In: Movies
23 Jul 2010There is less of Meetha and mostly Khatta with Khatta Meetha. I am disappointed with the movie. Priyadarshan has lost it this time. He couldn’t decide whether he’s making a comedy or a realistic movie. The movie is marketed as a funny one and that’s what I was expecting. Light entertainment. The movie turned out to be realistic. And brutal. Its going smooth till the Interval but then it just becomes too heavy. It’s a sad movie. Akshay Kumar plays a common man literally and there is absolutely no heroism! The movie talks about corruption and crime and all and you just wait for something to happen. The way the movie is marketed, you’d expect the hero would pull some trick out of his hat. But nothing of that sort happens and you return empty handed.
When was the last time we saw hero’s sister getting raped by the villain? Yes it is there in this movie. And at least you’d still expect the hero would in the end beat the crap out of the bad guys. But that does not happen. Priyan showed a common man who is just helpless against all the forces. That’s NOT what I was expecting from the movie!
I’d give it 1 Star out of 5.

In: Uconomix
12 Jun 2010We at Uconomix are in process of recruiting some bright programmers. Posted the opening on Naukri and as expected flood of resumes is coming in. We have set up an online logical test comprising of only 10 questions on maths, logic and reasoning. Some 900 candidates have taken the test so far. Results – only 59 have managed to score 7 or more, only 20 have scored 9 or 10 and only 12 people have got perfect 10.
A good 359 people have left the test midway and never submitted the answers. And from those who have completed the test, the average score is 2! ![]()
We have interviewed 20 or so candidates so far and recruited two. Hunt is still on as we want to recruit 2 or 3 more.
I am wondering how can people who have Engineering and all such degrees with wonderful academics be so stupid!
Sample one question -
Bill purchased a chair for $200. Next month he sold it to Tom for $150. Next month he purchased it back for $180 and then sold it again to Nick for $220. Did he make profit or loss in the entire transaction? How much was it?
We have people writing all sorts of answers to this question, some say he made loss some say he made a profit. Some sample answers -
No Profit No loss
26.9 %
LOSS of Rs.20
Profit 90$
YES HE MAKE A PROFIT OF RS 10
Most of the candidates concluded that he made a loss. But some 45 people actually thought he made a profit on the entire transaction! I would like to borrow some money from these guys!!
And I don’t understand why did many of them use “Rs.” in the answer. The question mentions the figures in Dollars. This gives us a hint how much attention a guy is paying to minute details.
A large computer education institute invited us to their center to recruit some of their students. 27 students took our test. Highest score? Four!
This is pathetic! I am worried. I am shocked! Where are the brains??!! And what will these people do in their lives? This is common sense!! An average Indian holding a college degree is so stupid?
This is not about job readiness. People can be trained for a job. But what about intelligence? How do you make people intelligent? How do you compel them to use their brains? Programming is all about logic, Engineering education is all about maths. People are not able to solve simple maths problems!
I ask people a question in Interview – “If 2 typists can type 2 pages in 2 minutes, how much time does it take for one typist to type one page?” One minute! Promptly comes the answer!! I look at the candidate straight faced and ask “take some time, give it some thought and tell me again” They think and give some answer. Many stick to 1 minute. Their interview ends in the next 5 minutes.
Why is common sense so uncommon!!??

In: Miscellaneous
12 Jun 2010I have been receiving emails from certain companies in China saying they have been approached by some company to register various domains for “Uconomix” like uconomix.cn, uconomix.asia, uconomix.cn, uconomix.com.cn, uconomix.com.hk, uconomix.com.tw etc. And since I own Uconomix.com domain and the Uconomix name, they have kept the application of the other company interested in registering these domains on hold and contacted me! So kind of them!! So if I want to protect my brand name then I must contact them and purchase the said domains from them! And warn that they will wait for my reply only for 7 days after which they will approve the application of the other company.
I was a little surprised when I received one such mail a few months back. I thought of contacting them but then used some common sense, if someone wants to book Uconomix.cn domain name They can just go and buy it! The registrar will not come to the owner of .com domain asking for permission!! So this is a ploy to scare domain owners and make them buy a handful of Chinese domains names. And there are many Chinese registrars who engage in such practices. I keep receiving such mails on various email ids. Obviously they have a bot or a a few idle guys sitting and contacting every .com domain owner they come across and send them a similar mail.
Here’s one such email -
(If you are not the person who is in charge of this, please forward to the right person/ department, as this is urgent, thank you!)
Dear CEO,
We are a leading internet solutions organization in Asia, have something urgent to confirm with you. Yesterday we formally received an application from a company which called “Monotia Trading Co.,LTD”, they were seeking to apply for “uconomix” as Brand name and following Domain Names through our organization:
uconomix.asia
uconomix.cn
uconomix.com.cn
uconomix.com.hk
uconomix.com.tw
uconomix.hk
uconomix.in
uconomix.net.cn
uconomix.org.cn
uconomix.twAfter our initial examination, we found that the Brand name and Domain Names applied for registration are similar to your company’s. These days we are dealing with it, hope to get the affirmation from your company. If your company did not authorize the aforesaid company to register these, please contact us as soon as possible.
In addition, we hereby declare the time limit for this issue is 7 workdays, if your company files no reply within the time limit, we will unconditionally approve the application submitted by “Monotia Trading Co.,LTD”.
This is nothing but a scam and a way of fooling unsuspecting people!

In: Gadgets
12 May 2010I got a new laptop – a Dell Inspiron 15R
Quick Specs
Intel Core i3 Processor 2.13Ghz
4 GB RAM
320 GB Hard disk
15.6″ Display
Dedicated 512 MB ATI graphics card
Built in WiFi and Bluetooth – standard stuff
Dual Layer DVD Writer
1.3 MP Web cam
Card reader, 4 USB ports, 1 HDMI port and Ethernet port

The laptop looks sexy with the metal finish grey black color and has really cool looking white LEDs
The keyboard has a numeric keypad as well although it does not have the right click key which I am sorely going to miss
The best part is the face recognition software that logs me in by scaning my face with the web cam. Its learning very fast and as soon as it recognises my face it logs me in. ![]()
However, the most painful aspect of having a new computer is moving all your software and data!
Moving to a new computer is like moving to a new home! At least for a power user like me.
Just the list of software to install it overwhelming -
Browsers
FireFox
FireFox plugins – Google toolbar, IEView, TabMixPlus, Developer toolbar, FlagFox, Locationbar, Menu editor
Chrome
Opera
Safari
Office 2007 and SP1 and setting up mails in Outlook
Kaspersky Anti Virus
Developer tools
Visual Studio 2008
Visual Studio 2008 SP1
Visual Studio 2010
RAD Controls for ASP.Net Ajax
Microsoft SQL Server Express and SQL Client tools
Ankh SVN
Tortoise SVN
Visio
Tools and Utilities
Edit Plus 3
IrfanView and its plgins
IZArc
FeedReader
BullZip PDF creator
Baraha
ColorPic
Fastone Capture
Qlock
SPB Wallet
Nokia PC Suit
uTorrent
WordWeb Pro
FileZilla
Media Players
QuickTime
Real Player
VLC Media Player
Comunication
Yahoo Messenger
Google Talk
Skype
Graphics
IcoFX
Photoshop
And then moving settings of various programs from my existing comp to this one! It will take me a week to make this machine usable.

In: Technology
17 Apr 2010I am hugely disappointed with my Nokia E72. This device is anything but a business phone as Nokia claims. The worst piece of software on the phone? – Email!! The WiFi connectivity sucks! The stupid phone keeps asking me to choose an access point every five minutes! Can’t you remember my preferred Access point damn it!!!??
Camera – sucks! Nokia N72′s 3 MP camera is far better than 5 MP camera on this dud! Off late Nokia has been providing a teeny-weeny USB cable to connect your phones with computer. Which has no practical purpose at all! The cable is hardly 3 inches in length? How the hell in the world can I use it to connect my phone to a CPU kept under the desk or even above the desk?
The phone hangs once in a week for no apparent reason, at one instance I had to remove the battery to reboot the phone cause it wont respond to reset button either! Another strange problem is the space key on the keyboard stops working after a few days, then I have no option but to reboot the phone.
Biggest gripe I am having is inability to place as many shortcuts as I want on the home screen. I sorely miss that from my Windows Mobile, where I could do so by using a third party software. The home screen only allows for 6 application shortcuts, and I can’t even customize some of the hardware key functions. If I have to start a calculator it involves exactly 7 key presses! Too much for a guy like me who is used to touch screen phones and launching apps with a single touch or press of a button.
The right hand soft key is assigned to Back as well as camera. I have got a text message, I have to hit the button thrice to get back to the home screen and many a times, I am faster than the UI, I press the right button one too many and it starts the camera! – Getting out of camera is another two clicks!!
This is a very premature phone from Nokia. They have not given any thought to the usability aspect. Usability, connectivity and operability – Nokia sucks on all counts. Even in the age of Smart Phones Nokia is still sticking with the UI and menu structure of dumb phones.
Nokia needs to think out of the box and come up with new features that best utilize the capabilities of the hardware. One instance – It has the speed dial option like any other phone. But it only allows configuring only 9 numbers for speed dial! That could have made sense on a phone which only has numeric keypad, but this phone has a QWERTY keypad, you can allow up to 26 speed dials! That would be so awesome.
I regret buying this phone! ![]()

In: Reading
7 Apr 2010I love reading. I am not just a reader but a collector too. My little library is ever expanding. When I was a kid I used to read and collect a children’s magazine called Champak, then I switched to comics – Raj Comics to be specific. Even today I posses over 1000 issues of Raj Comics. I had even started a comic book series back in school days and had written and illustrated about 30 odd comic books. Now I am mostly into reading biographies of successful entrepreneurs. So I have bought and read quite a few books off late -
Reading currently – PayPal Wars, Mein Kampf, Winning by Jack Welch, Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins
Finished reading – The Gamechangers by Fake IPL Player
Purchased – The Difference Between God and Larry Ellison: God Doesn’t Think He’s Larry Ellison
Books in the pipeline
The Accidental Billionaires by Ben Mezrich
Business Maharajas by Gita Piramal
Forbes Greatest Business Stories of All Time by Forbes Magazine Staff, Daniel Gross
iCon Steve Jobs

I often use exaggerations to make a point. My favourite ones -
Another zero will be added to India’s population
I use this to signify that significant amount time will be spent or has been spent doing something very trivial.
By the time I reach office, a zero would be added to India’s population
By the time it will compile, a zero would be added to India’s population
A zero was added to India’s population by the time you wrote this code!
Using extreme years
The remoteness of the year depends on the degree of time spent since the event I am talking about
I passed out of college in the last century = Its been many years since I passed out of college
I had my lunch in 2005 = I had my lunch a few hours back
This code was written in 14th century = Its very very old code
I had sent the mail in 1966 = I had sent the email a long back
I have been asking for these documents since 1945! = I have been asking for these documents since a long time
A person would bathe with this much water
When I see someone wasting water on something, I use this
The amount of water you used to wash this glass, someone could have bathed with it!
A buffalo could have bathed with the water you used to wash your face/hair/handkerchief or whatever!
You will send me to a village
I use this on my team members. I use this to signify that what they are doing is important. So important that if they fail, I would have to close the company and go to some village and do farming. It makes more sense when said in Hindi.
बेटा अगर ये server पे फटा ना, तो हम दोनोंको गांव जाना पडेगा!
(If this goes wrong on the server, we both will have to go to a village!)
सचीन, लातुर / झुमरीतलैया / जौनपुर का दो टिकीट ला भाई, आज ये गांव भेजने वाला है!
(Sachin, bring two tickets for Latur / Jhumritalaiya / Jaunpur. This guys is going to send us to a village today!)
There are some more… will write about them when I remember.

In: Fun|Miscellaneous
6 Mar 2010Scamsters have now started sending phishing emails in Hindi! I received one today telling me my Bank of India account has been blocked and I should login and activate it. Of course I dont have an account in Bank of India but what is interesting is the mail is in Hindi. Very bad Hindi actually. Looks like it was translated in some automatic tool like Google Translation.
प्रिय ग्राहकों,
हमारे रिकॉर्ड इंगित करते हैं कि आपके ऑनलाइन खाते की वजह से रोक दिया गया है निम्नलिखित कारणों से.
झूठी जानकारी के साथ परीक्षण में साइन इन करें.
अधूरा या गुम भारत के बैंक में इस्तेमाल किया ऑनलाइन खाते के डेटा.
हम आग्रह करता हूं कि आप भारत के अपने बैंक खाते को पुनर्स्थापित करने के लिए ऑनलाइन तुरंत अपने खाते को बंद करने को रोकने के.
लिंक पर क्लिक करें नीचे भारत के बैंक खाते को पुनर्स्थापित करने के लिए ऑनलाइन:
My favourite line in this – हम आग्रह करता हूं कि.. As if Laloo Prasad Yadav had drafted this email! ![]()

In: Atheism
5 Mar 2010
People say Thank God It’s Friday in short TGIF. What should an atheist say? Same – TGIF. Thank Gregory Its Friday! Its Friday according to Gregorian calendar we are using. So we should thank Pope Gregory XIII!

This is the blog of Yash Gadhiya. An entrepreneur from Mumbai, India. I write about tech, science, history, cats, movies, politics, atheism, design, programming and myself!